Tinsel Hair and Planet Pretty

Hi!
Ummmmm...so I did this thing the other day..actually I had this thing done the other day....

I got tinseled....
And I LOVE it.
(Please ignore the E-normous part in my hair..it's really not that big..at least I hope not.  My nose, on the other hand is verymuch that big...)
I wake every morning and immediately think "wha? what did I sleep ON?"
I love love it.
I have ZERO credibility...
BUT I have gold hair so why would I need credibility?

I didn't realize when I got tinseled that it could possibly make me look less professional...
Pffffffft! I know, right?
Me! LESS professional? Try and wrap your mind around it..

I had a sales rep come by the dairy barn yesterday and he seriously talked to me like I had just moved here from planet Pretty.
Him:"Hey! Do you have a few minutes to talk?"
Me: "Actually I was just headed to breed a cow..."
Him: "Great! Then I'll walk with you!"
Me: "Ohhhhhhh no you won't"
I did say that.
My eyes, however, were saying "If you value your life, you will get in the truck".

Breeding cows takes a little bit of focus..there are tails whacking you in the face while you are trying to put your arm there, the target-cow is doing the quick-step so there is suddenly.................there...............
there...............................................there....................................there............................there...........
you are dodging the other cows who like to walk up behind you and lick your hair because it is over processed and reminds them of straw, all the while you are trying in vain to avoid poo-splatter, even though you are there, and this guy wants to talk about the weather?

Well, there's a chance of a STORM.

The sales rep must have looked at my hair, decided that the poor gal didn't realize it wasn't even October when she fell asleep inside her Christmas tree while decorating it last night, and assumed I didn't know how to use the internets.

He wanted to show me.
I wanted to strangle him with tinsel.
He left.
The end.

There are a couple of other things I need to catch you up on before tomorrow..cuz I'm excited about tomorrow..we will get to that.

The first thing is that you need to make this....
Like NEED to.

It is a Devils Food Cake(from Martha Stewart) with caramel-dark chocolate ganache.
A-mazing.
I want this served at my funeral.
I won't be there to remind you, so write that down.

It was supposed to be a 3-layer cake..however I'm stupid it is only 2-layers of love because I'm pretty.
The middle layer fell apart upon assembly...and I had to eat it...
Took one for the team.

It was ohMyGosh good.
Partly because when combined with the ganache I used TWO pounds of butter, and partly because I followed my instincts and took the layers out of the oven 7 minutes early.
No thanks to Martha and her wood-burning oven.
Watch your cake peeps.

It's for one of Chucks friends and I hope he likes it!

OK the second thing youHaveToKnow is that we started chopping late corn yesterday.
No, we're not late chopping corn, it's called late corn...self explanatory.

But you don't need to know that.
You need to know that tomorrow I am starting a new monthly thing right hur.

It's pretty big..huge in fact.
It involves me conducting an interview today...that's not exciting is it?

OK it involves a cow....
Anything?

Just come back tomorrow and see...mmmmk?