Wrap my mind around.
I'm fairly quick on the draw..especially on insults.
Quick for a gal who didn't attend Montessori school. Ahem.
However there are a few anomalies that continue to make me go hmmmm...
If left to his own devices, would a guy use the SAME after shower towel without washing it...F-O-R-E-V-E-R?
I think yes.
Does Theresa from the Real Housewives of New Jersey realize how ANNOYING her children are?
I think not.
They are monsters.
Why do people say "hot water heater"?
I have never seen a cold water heater.
Can we add white sunglasses to the list of after Labor Day no-no's?
...and fanny packs...
...and crocheted shirts...just sayin.
Does the fact that I am an Aquarius have anything to do with the amount of water I drink?
They are "water bearers" after all...
I think I'm onto something.
Why do people go to the gym to chat?
I go to workout...I PAY to workout..not chat.
There are coffee shops for this.
Why do my Hondurans have Gold stars on their teeth?
Were they born like that?
All I'm saying is if they put the stars on there that's some impressive glue.
If I expect to be a mother at some point can I park in the "expectant mother" parking?
Or is that like a "don't drink the water" kind of thing?
I'll not risk it.
Why did my hand write "8" when my head screamed "1"?
Now I have to wait until 2018 to use this tag.
It's a big 8 too...you can't make it something else.
I don't know the answer to this..
I think it has something to do with lack of sleep and 95 degree weather.
I feel like a raisin when I leave work nowadays.
I'll go now.