I Have an App for That

I am now officially caught up with the majority of the population..I have a "smart" phone.

And it does stuff like that picture above.

I'm tickled.

I know I said I wouldn't get one because it would never survive me but I had like $200 in instant rebates..

..and I was feelin..odd..

..and it was Monday.

Monday was a rough day.

I almost complained.

I almost cried.

I almost sweated more than I drank..almost.

The heat index was over 100 on Monday and the humidity was so thick I felt like I was working in a sauna.

And I had 4.Calves.Born.

Chuck called me at 8am and said "The news says to try not to be outside if you don't have to".

And I said "BAAAAAhahahahahahahaha  &%###  **&^%!!!. Really".

I had 4.Calves.Born.

4.BULL.Calves.

Don't get me wrong I LOVE having calves because new babies=fresh cows=more milk=rockstar status.

That's how it breaks down.

HOWEVER, 4 bull calves makes me start thinkin I need to change things up a bit..

Maybe breed with the other hand?

Stand on one foot?

Sing "It's a Small World After All" while marching in place?

Getting a newfangled phone wasn't the ticket because I have had 8 calves born since Monday.

7. S-E-V-E-N. Were bulls.

The one I pulled yesterday was a GIANT!

I felt sorry for 8341 after it was all said and done.

Sheesh!

I didn't think it was ever gonna all come out..all 85 lbs of HIM.

I'm considering adopting.

He is still a bit googly-eyed this morning so I will wait and take a pic, however I do have a picture of the SINGLE little lady I had yesterday...

That's just a sample of my brilliant photography skills..enhanced only by the little app-thing that I am learning about.

Oh hey! Fun fact: Once a cow has a calf (only then is she considered a cow) she is called "fresh" and can start her lactation.

That Jersey above milked 52 lbs this morning!

To put it in perspective that's 6 gallons!

I have had plenty of Holsteins milk that well but really never a Jersey.

It made me proud:).

GO 6925!!

I should make her a banner..or sash!!

Oh maybe I have an app for that...